A Friend To All Is A Friend To None

Well I've got issues from here to minnesota

and I coulda sworn, woulda thought I told you but

If you're asking me these things then I guess I didn't

or maybe you're just so high that you fucking missed it again

Well I hope you learn the words

I hope you sing along

I hope you write this in your diary

pouring tears all over my songs

these things, these words just don't register

you're dyslexic when you're drunk

and now you're taking it back, no returns

when you've torn all the tags off and you're soaking wet from all the scorn,

and all the wars, that you wake up just to fight every night

well I hope you learn the words

and I hope you sing along

I hope you scribble this on napkins

coffee stains on every one of my songs

take another hit, girl, take another

and when you hit the floor

you move your feet like no other

well take another hit, girl, take another

and when you hit the floor

you'll stay passed out til you're sober

so tell a story

tell a lie

tell a secret after you said that you'd keep it

smile some more

lie with him tonight

I'll tell all your secrets, you better wish that you had kept that

trying not to fall into that same cliche

it's what I'm best at, it's what I'm best at

and when I don't, I hope you see the day

when you wish you were right here by my side

Well I hope you learn the words

I hope you sing along

I hope you write this in your diary

pouring tears all over my songs

well I hope you learn the words

and I hope you sing along

I hope you scribble this on napkins

coffee stains on every one of my songs

Well I hope you learn my words

and I hope you play along

I hope you write this on your hands

and remember it forever long