Will you go out with me?

Alright, I'll admit. this song is just dripping with... cheesy, hopeless romanticism. But you know what, it's a good change to the violent depressing stuff. So, there ya go. 

Alright, here's the plan

it involves me, you, and a coffee stand

I'll meet you after work 

with your favorite drink in hand

And I'll sing you a cheesy song

if you'll close your eyes, rest your head, lend me your hand

i know you never knew what my plan is,

and even if you did you still put up with my shit

well, I have something I'd like to ask you...

alright, here's the deal

I need you near me to make me feel real

ever since Dinapoli's all you've done is steal

steal my mind, my heart and feelings

and trust me, this only gets cheesier

I hope you never knew what my plan was,

but even if you did you still put up with all my suck.

well, I have something I'd like to ask you,

just look at your coffee cup